Thighmometer
/THīˈmämədər/
Your hand between your gal’s legs as you whisper the dirty things you’d like to do to her. Heat and humidity rise with the ideas she likes… some of which she may not be able to ask for and might surprise you. The thighmometer is a great way to discover her fantasies in a safe way!

To paraphrase Shakira: The thighs don’t lie!